When Percy Mittenkiss typed in a Google request to find a word to complete a special poem, he was stunned to receive pages of results chock full of GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum. Percy was putting the finishing touches on the vows for his upcoming marriage to man-friend Roy Fitzwalter when he deferred to Google for an appropriate rhyme."All of a sudden, here come these pictures of this large, rather handsome man and I start reading the information and OMG, he's running for president! Well, he certainly gets my vote!" said a surprised Percy. In spite of Santorum's position on gay marriage, Percy says he won't hold that against him. "He's got beautiful, big brown eyes!" said Percy.
Percy said he needed a rhyme to complete his poem, an ode to his partner, Mr. Fitzwalter. "It's very personal," admitted Percy. "But I just needed one more word to finish the thing. In desperation I turned to Google." The contents of Percy's poem follow:
We met and kissed and sealed our love
Within our anal forum
A volcano flowing from your crack,
Just teeming with --
"So I had to find a word that rhymed with "forum" and had to do with, well, man love."
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