Forget about that Facebook IPO because my new mobile app will generate so much cash you won’t know how to spend it! I’ve already contacted several banks in the Cayman Islands to see if they were interested in holding my millions! Here’s how it works! This mobile app combines Tony Danza’s tweets and blog posts and tracks his every movement by hijacking the GPS coordinates from his cell phone. Now you can follow everything Danza, 24 x 7! Who wouldn’t want this on their iPhone or Roid?! I am in the process of setting up a special website to aggregate and manage venture capital, but those interested in getting in on the ground floor can contact me directly. Do you want to rub shoulders with Bill Gates and Warren Buffett? What are you waiting for?
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