Iranian Drones Set to Wreak Havoc in US

It didn't take long for Iranian scientists to study and copy the state-of-the-art technology embedded in the US spy drone that crashed within their borders a month ago. The CIA reports that hundreds of Iranian drones will be catapulted into the Florida gulf region from Cuban fishing boats within the next few months. The hideous techno-terrorists are programmed to kill, and will roam around random neighborhoods detecting infidels and instantly vaporizing them with their space-age ray guns.

"These high-tech murder machines have raised the stakes in our war against terrorism," said CIA spokesperson H. Malloy Grier. Although the drones can't technically fly, they can be launched into the air. But most scientists who have seen the prototypes doubt the machines will survive the landing. "Too much duct tape," says Dr. Allan Cooper, an aeronautics scientist at the University of Florida.

But the Iranians are hoping that the threat alone will soil diapers in the Sunshine state, and they may be right. Herb Shenkler, a retired plumber from Buffalo who now makes Tampa his home told reporters that the "guys at the lodge think these goddam Iranian drones will probably eat us alive."