Bush Wants to be Shittiest Ex-President, Too

Richmond, TX -- At the dedication of the Bush Library in Richmond, Texas, former US President George Bush told a crowd of over seventy-four people that he might as well be the worst ex-President the US ever had, as well. "I didn't know what the hell I was doing most of the time," Bush confided to the crowd. "Still don't"

The former leader of the free world said he would donate all the books he ever read to the Richmond Burger King, including a copy of his memoirs which will be published this later this year. The autobiography, titled "I Was the What?" is a blow-by-blow account of the Bush administration, as told by the President, including several of the things he remembers when he wasn't watching Supernanny. Bush said he would probably leave his legacy up to Karl Rove and Dick Cheney, because "they seem to know what they're doing."